Monkey Business

Race against the clock as a mover trying to furnish a client’s house exactly to order. Carry furniture in from the truck, find the correct placement spots, and complete the house before time runs out. What starts as a simple job quickly turns chaotic as waves of mischievous monkeys invade, pushing you around, knocking items out of your hands, and moving furniture across the room.

To stay on track, you’ll need to balance speed, accuracy, and quick decision-making. Set up simple tools like banana lures, deterrent traps, or secure furniture to protect your progress while continuing to place items under pressure.

(Traps not yet included)

Gameplay alternates between calm placement phases and chaotic monkey phases, creating a constant loop of planning, disruption, and recovery. Your performance is judged at the end of each run based on how accurately and efficiently you complete the house.

Monkey Business is a fast-paced, isometric time-management game focused on controlled chaos, where every second counts and nothing stays in place for long.

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Imagine this: You have an island to yourself and a major job you have been dealt.

Why should this matter?  Why would we matter, to you?

Because at Monkey Business™, we provide a furnished home per your specified directions, 100% satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!

Have a pile of new furniture waiting to be delivered? Hire us to bring it to you and we'll install it, no questions asked!

Need your hut to look like the height of jungle chic? Your home will look better than the day you built it and moved in!

Do you want to redecorate your house but need it done in an arbitrarily specific timeframe? We'll climb, map out, and furnish your home in a minute flat! *

 Once we're through with it, your home will have a diverse array of our home-made decor spanning the entire square radius of your property. 

Living in a tropical monkey paradise? You will be after Monkey Business™ is through with it! **

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*The time required to fully furnish a home is subject to change and Monkey Business™ is not responsible for time-based requests that defy the logical capabilities of human limits. Clients may request furnishings within a minimal time limit of 8-10 minutes. 

**Monkey Business™ is not legally responsible for any 1. Property damage 2. Wild monkey cohabitation or 3. Miss placed furniture in relation to every job our workers undertake. Our movers have no relation to the sudden influx of monkeys entering homes, moving furniture, or otherwise causing chimp-based mischief while they are on site. The presence of and interference of any monkeys have been legally attributed to their large population on the island, their ability to climb through windows and open doors, and the island's premier export: bananas.

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If you have any requests, questions, or concerns, please contact our offices at:

1-800-588-MONKEYB

TODAY!